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( as if she hasn't at least seen one in the nine or so years it's been since she was last on his crew. )

Well, there's no accounting for taste. I would have thought d'Artagnan would be appalled by the lack of chivalry that sparkly monstrosity displayed.

( in a battle between jack and michelle the fight would really just come down to who wants to hurt the other the least. it'd be a tie. )

Isn't he from a time when people were drawn and quartered for being witches? I'm not sure he'd appreciate the accusation.

[ you aren't allowed to tell him that. ]

You would've thought, wouldn't you? Apparently he's less noble than his flowing locks and fancy sword portray him to be.

[ jack that doesn't even make sense. you need to put the wine down. ]

And for fucking men, but look where that's landed him. I'm starting to suspect he isn't the most pious of boys. Don't tell Dad.

[ hahahahahaha because that would definitely be the part about jack being with d'Artagnan that Silas would disapprove of.

yeaaah. ]

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